Is your collection of stuff not complete?
Do you want more stuff to supplement the stuff you already have?
Do you want perfectly good stuff that is gently used and being sold at an unbeatable price?
Do you like... stuff?
If you answered "yes," "uhh, I guess so," "not really," or "huh?" to any of those questions, it is mandatory that you come to our yard sale!
When: This Sunday, July 28, from 8am to 2:30pm
Where: 1456 E. Adelaide Dr., Tucson
What: Stuff! (television, clothes, kitchenwares, books, Hello Kitty, Box 'o Electronics, trinkets, treasures, things, more stuff, etc.)
Bring cash! And change! And a desire for buying stuff!
In conclusion, here is a haiku:
Come to our yard sale.
If you don't, we will gossip
about you. Yard sale!